FIXGet Unstuck In 60 min.
A fractional CMO's read on your marketing, in your inbox within the hour. What's broken, what to fix first, your homepage rewritten, and three ads ready to run.
You don't need more traffic. You need a site that stops leaking the traffic you already pay for. Fix the leak before you pour in more water.
What's broken?
Answer honestly. Nobody's watching. Most sites we see fail at least three of these.
A stranger can tell what I sell from my headline in 5 seconds.
My best differentiator is on the homepage, not buried on About.
There's a real review or result where new visitors can see it.
Every page has one obvious next step.
I capture emails from people who don't buy on the first visit.
I know which ad or channel actually makes me money.
We don't tell you to fix it. We rewrite it.
The whole Fix.
- 01
Your Fix Score
Positioning, offer, homepage, funnel, and proof, each scored out of 20. No grade inflation.
- 02
Positioning and offer clarity
The 5-second test, what you say vs. what buyers hear, and the buried lede you're not using.
- 03
Funnel and homepage diagnosis
The path a buyer actually walks, and every leak on it, quoted from your own pages.
- 04
Top 3 fixes, in order
What to do first, the exact steps, how long it takes, and how you'll know it worked.
- 05
Your homepage, rewritten
New headline, subhead, and hero button. Paste it in tonight.
- 06
Three ads, ready to run
Hook, primary text, headline, and a visual you can shoot on a phone. Three different angles.
- 07
A 30-day plan
Week by week, plus the one number to watch.
- 08
A note from Corey
A personal read on your business and an open seat at free office hours.
See a real one.
- The score47 out of 100. Honest, not cruel.
- The verdictThe one thing that changes the most.
- The leaksSeven, each quoted from the site.
- The rewritePaste-ready hero copy.
- The adsThree angles, ready to run.
Coffee roaster
Get unstuck.
| Area | Score | Read |
|---|---|---|
| Positioning | 10/20 | Great story, buried on About. |
| Offer | 12/20 | Best value point is hidden. |
| Homepage | 7/20 | "Welcome to our new website!" |
| Funnel | 10/20 | No email capture, no wholesale path. |
| Proof | 8/20 | Zero reviews visible. |
The 30-second verdictYou're hiding your best story
Owners in the shop before sunrise, every bag roasted to order, full pound bags when everyone else sells 12 oz. None of that is on the homepage. If you only do one thing: replace the hero this week. It takes 20 minutes.
02 Funnel diagnosisWhere the leaks are
| # | Leak | Fix |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The hero says nothing | Rewrite (sec. 4) |
| 2 | No proof anywhere | 10 reviews in 14 days |
| 3 | Shipping page in ALL CAPS | Lead with what you'll do |
| 4 | Two free-shipping numbers | Pick one |
| 5 | No way to keep a visitor | First-bag email offer |
04 Homepage rewriteAfter
A full pound of fresh coffee. Roasted the day you order.No 12 oz bags, no warehouse shelf time. Subscribe and save 10%, pause anytime.
[Find your roast]
05 Ad 1: ValueThe missing 4 ounces
Hook: "Your $18 bag of coffee is probably 12 ounces. Ours is 16."
Visual: Two bags on a kitchen scale. 340g vs 454g. "Same price. More coffee."
05 Ad 2: StoryBefore the sun
Hook: "It's 5:30 a.m. Your coffee is already roasting."
06 30-day planThe number to watch
Online store conversion rate. Aim to move it up by a third by day 30.
Three steps. One hour.
Drop your links
Your website, your LinkedIn, and one sentence on what you sell and who to. No call, no logins.
Pay $49
Secure Stripe checkout, right in the same form. About a minute, start to finish.
Get your Fix
Your report lands in your inbox within 60 minutes, as a PDF you can forward to your team.
- Founders and owners doing their own marketing
- Service businesses, local shops, ecommerce, B2B, coaches
- Anyone about to spend money on ads and wants the leaks fixed first
- Teams who need an outside opinion they can't argue with
- Sites that aren't live yet
- People who want a 60-page SEO audit
- Anyone who wants to be told it's all fine
One thing you'll use this week. Or your money back.
If it doesn't give you one thing you'll use this week, reply to the email and say so. Full refund. No forms, no argument.
"Most small businesses don't have a marketing problem. They have a clarity problem wearing a marketing costume. The Fix is how I'd start with any client, packaged so you don't have to hire me to get it."
Fifteen years across agency side and in-house, teams of forty built and led. The Fix runs on the same audit framework Misfit uses on paid client work, powered by AI so it lands in an hour instead of two weeks.
Straight answers.
Is this AI?
Yes, and we're not shy about it. The Fix runs Misfit Marketing's audit framework with AI that reads your actual pages, so it's fast and specific. It's how you get a CMO-grade read in an hour for $49 instead of a retainer.
What do I need to send?
Your website URL, your LinkedIn URL (company or personal, optional), and one sentence on what you sell and who to. No call, no login, no access to your accounts.
What if it takes longer than 60 minutes?
We aim for well inside the hour. If yours doesn't show up within 60 minutes, check spam, then reply to your receipt and we'll get it to you fast. Late and not useful? Refund, obviously.
Will you look at my analytics or ad accounts?
No. The Fix is based on what a buyer can see: your site and your public profiles. That's the point. It's what your customers see too.
How does the refund work?
If it doesn't give you one thing you'll use this week, reply to the delivery email within 7 days. We refund the full $49 to your card. No forms, no argument.
Is there an upsell?
No pitch deck, no call you have to sit through. The report ends with an invite to free office hours in The Misfit Method community and an option to book a call if you want help doing the work. Ignore both if you like.
What kinds of businesses is it for?
Anything with a live website: service businesses, local shops, ecommerce, B2B, coaches, and consultants. If your site isn't live yet, wait until it is.
Get unstuck.
$49. One hour. A report you'll actually use, or your money back.